You vs. a Flying Shark

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LordofInfinity

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Because I am extremely bored. Battle takes place on an ocean. You are in a boat. You and the shark start off 50 feet away from each other. It can only be out of the water for 4 minutes and must go back in the water for the exact same amount of time. You get a shotgun, 40 shells, a harpoon, and 10 grenades.
 
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I would probably just harpoon it to death. I mean, I wouldn't want my hard earned harpooning skills to go to waste. :rolleyes:
 
I would swim do a backflip underwater (for show) then harpoon the shark through the mouth but not take out the harpoon then ride it to the shore and shoot in with my shotgun 5 times :P
 
I'll use my E-H-P (extra hippie powers) and be-friend the shark, and destroy the weapons, and magically achieve world peace, and everything would be good

The End!
 
I would use the given weapons to kill ALL hippies, use their bodies as shark bait, and use my last shotgun rounds to kill the shark.
 
gee, thats lovely, not unless i get u first!!!!

Oh yeah, you grammar is appalling, if you have only one round left, how can you have multiple, you said, 'and use my last shotgun rounds' Please go to English class and learn, it'll do you good.

i honestly don't see what everybody has against me, I'm not the pot smoking hippie, I'm just the save the world hippie.
 
The world can't be saved as long as we have lawyers and George Bush ;)

I would wait for the shark to fly towards me and duck down and use the harpoon to slice it's stomach in half and then shoot it 20 times for good measure :D

alternatively I could make myself an easy target for the shark, when it flies towards me I will wait for it's mouth to open and then throw a grenade down it's throat :D
 
I'll just cower in the corner & no doubt get swallowed whole......I suppose I could shoot it from the inside, but I'd prolly be too busy crting at beating eatin by said shark
 
Darkstar said:
gee, thats lovely, not unless i get u first!!!!

Oh yeah, you grammar is appalling, if you have only one round left, how can you have multiple, you said, 'and use my last shotgun rounds' Please go to English class and learn, it'll do you good.

i honestly don't see what everybody has against me, I'm not the pot smoking hippie, I'm just the save the world hippie.
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I welcome you, to a town called Hypocrisy.

If it were me, I'd sit perfectly still and wait until the shark had swam away, since they very rarely attack humans unprovoked. I'd also wonder why I'm in the middle of an ocean by myself.
 
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