You think your life is bad?

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Spare a thought for those poor eggs.
You only get laid once. You only get smashed once. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two to get soft. You share your box with five other guys. Then after about three minutes in a hot bath, you get your head smashed in and poked by loads of soldiers. Worst of all though, is the fact that the only chick that will ever sit on your face was your mother!

So cheer up.

 

[Meds]

You know what..
you're right.

Thanks for that.

 

[Valvalis]

I'll have to remember this one Thanks!

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Well, that certainly gave me a new outlook on life.

P.S: I hope to God that no one here has had their mother sit on their face! That's just so messed up!