Write Your Own Death game

[Takaiki]

The rules is simple you must post one of the 2 things
What a Death Note would say for you, and it has to be worse then the previous post.
or Bust
If you put Bust then you can't post until 10 people have posted after you.

After someone posts Bust then the next person has no restrictions.
In the case that there becomes 5 people "Busted" then everyone is allowed to post again.

I will start.
X killed by a thrown fork.
that is a sad way to die you know.

 

[Firion's Babe]

can I put this?
Firion's Babe killed by a thrown sword after an overload of gaming.
Hilarious way for a fangirl to die.
sorry if that was too light-hearted.

 

[King Sean]

Sean is killed by Cloud hating heretics by way of burning at the stake.

 

[Noblesse Oblige]

Kevin is killed by having his consciousness sent to MW2 only to get wasted by some dude in an AC-130.

 

[Dionysos]

Dan is killed by being sent back in time only to be eaten by a T-rex as soon as he steps out of the time machine.