Where is the Great Wall of China?

Johnny Mo

Johnny Mo

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Some people have asked me some dumb-ass questions in my time. the best ones Ive had are:
"Wheres the great wall of china?"
to which i said its in china strangely enough.
"oh i thought it was in wales"

others I've had were "what colour are red squirrels?" and the best quote Ive ever heard was "just because Ive got a lower IQ doesn't mean I'm less intelligent"

Any more gems of stupidity?
 
"Who's George Bush?"
"Whats the difference between Conservative and Labour?"
"How do you use a petrol pump?" (they had just literally came back from passing driving test and they had to ask a none-driver how to fill up a car....)
"I like it how Potatoes taste like Chips"
 
I'll admit that I don't fully know how to use a petrol pump myself, since I've never had to fill my car up yet. I just don't drive the car if it needs filled up so I don't have to pay. :wacky:
I doubt it'd be hard though. Just pull the trigger?
 
"I thought Sunflowers and Dafodills were the same thing?"
(Woman at McDonalds Drive-Thru) "Sorry, we don't do bacon rolls anymore but can I interest you in a roll on bacon?"
Surely the latter means you have a slice of bacon and then you just sit a roll on top, no? :wacky:
 
Bond said:
I'll admit that I don't fully know how to use a petrol pump myself, since I've never had to fill my car up yet. I just don't drive the car if it needs filled up so I don't have to pay. :wacky:
I doubt it'd be hard though. Just pull the trigger?
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Pretty much the gist of it yes. Poor lass needed help placing the pump aswell. And then nearly got us killed going down a one way street the wrong way and over the limit.....the phrase "Bloody Women Drivers" comes to mind everytime.
 
I'd not get back in that car ever again if I were you.

I just came up with a good one. "Why is it that we [Carlisle Utd] are 17 points clear of Leeds when we've played the same amount of games and we've only won one more where they've drawn?" Forgetting of course that Leeds had 15 points deducted at the start of the season. ><
 
Sad thing is I keep going back in it, yet the driving has improved little. Still, rather that than walk through our park to get home late at night :neomon:
 
Let's see... I can't remember any good ones.

"What color is George Washington's white horse?"

From School:

"Which country did Germany attack first?"
Answer: ..Asia...?

My teacher: You need to choose a topic that you are not born with. Also you can't do suicide because you can't interview a dead person.

Student: Can I do a research paper on suicide?
 
I once had my primary school teacher that the sun orbited the earth.

I also had someone say "i knew that budapest was the capital of hungary but i didnt know that i knew"
 
Instantly brought up thoughts of a classmate of mine.

Quick answers were required in this school-game we were playing, and keep in mind, he was 16 when he answered.

Teacher: 5+8?
Student: ... 47!.......?


Not sure if those were the exact numbers, but it was close. XD
 
"How is texting while driving dangerous if you're really good at texting?"

That one's fresh from the oven. My neighbor's gonna be dead pretty soon, I think. People that dumb shouldn't be on the road, anyway.
 
J said:
"Who's George Bush?"
"Whats the difference between Conservative and Labour?"
"How do you use a petrol pump?" (they had just literally came back from passing driving test and they had to ask a none-driver how to fill up a car....)
"I like it how Potatoes taste like Chips"
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The whole time I had my scooter I never filled it up because I didn't know how to do it :wacky:

Can't say Iv ever been asked any stupid questions although I asked why Americans spoke English once :wacky:
 
"Can flats and sharps be in the same key signature?"

Sorry, only music-y people would understand that. But the person who asked that is a senior and has been in music for 8 years. xD

Anyway...

"I have to sign this? What if I don't know what my signature looks like?!" (Overheard in the main office at school)

"So do I jump over those or what?" (Hurdler at track practice)

"If I don't know my Social Security Number, do I use my parent's?" (ACT Registration)
 
asked by a teacher
What novel did Herman melville write? You know its about a big fish?
Answer: Nemo?

Is the prime minister of Britain homeless?
(apparently the concept of 10 downing street confused her)
 
Last year when I was working at Arby's, a customer asked me this:

"Does the Beef n' Cheddar have cheddar on it?"

Total fucking facepalm.
 
Carnage said:
Last year when I was working at Arby's, a customer asked me this:

"Does the Beef n' Cheddar have cheddar on it?"

Total fucking facepalm.
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God...that one's extreme. You hear so many dumb questions at work. There's something about customers. It's like people become dumber when they go shopping.

Customer: "What's the difference between the beef bbq and the pork bbq?"

Von: "One has cow, the other has pig. Go figure."



Customer 2: "Where's the ice cream?"

Von: "Did you check the frozen aisle?"

Customer 2: "Not yet."

...might wanna give that place a check, champ.
 
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