What is the cookie monster trying to say?

:monster:"HAY GAIZ"
 
Knowing Riku's mind, I don't want to know what Cookie Monster is doing with his other hand.
 
:monster:"HAHA you can't see me masturbating. :monster:"
 
"im moar epic tahn u rly"
 
"i wish riku would shuuuuuut upppp" :monster:
 
I'm a multi-purpose tool. :monster:
 
LOOK AT MY EYES. LOOK AT MY FUCKIN' EYES. :monster:
 
Hey kids can you count how many victims I just killed. One..Two..Three..4 FOUR. That's right kids four victims:monster:
 
I did your mother last night. :monster:
 
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