What is a man?
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I'm sure I saw it in your neck of the woods, when I was there.
this thread is going nowhere. Hey Pools, post something funny so we can get at least ONE laugh off this thread...
A woman went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. There were three there; the first £200, the second £150 and the third £25. She asked why the third was so cheap, to which the owner replied "oh, it used to belong to some whores in a brothel so its language is quite... 'colourful.'" The woman thought nothing of this, since she had no quarrel with swearing and bought the parrot.
She took it home, set up the cage in the front room and took the cover off. As soon as it could see the room, the parrot said "hey a new brothel!" The woman chuckled at that, and thought about calling some friend round for a bit of a laugh at her new parrot. Her two daughters then arrived home from school, and upon seeing them the parrot said "oh new workers!" The three of them had a laugh at the amusing bird and then went about their business. A few hours later the woman's husband came home from work, and when it saw him the parrot said "Dave! I haven't seen you for months!"
She took it home, set up the cage in the front room and took the cover off. As soon as it could see the room, the parrot said "hey a new brothel!" The woman chuckled at that, and thought about calling some friend round for a bit of a laugh at her new parrot. Her two daughters then arrived home from school, and upon seeing them the parrot said "oh new workers!" The three of them had a laugh at the amusing bird and then went about their business. A few hours later the woman's husband came home from work, and when it saw him the parrot said "Dave! I haven't seen you for months!"
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he would be alled Dave xD
That's just the way I was told the joke.
What is a man? You are not a man.
Everyone knows a Dave - even the animals.
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You're not alone there. I thought it would a bullshit thread made by Korytco, and that there would be something about regressing to an infantile stateI expected this to be posted in the debate section. I had this whole answer all planned out while the page was loading. What do I find, instead? A failure of a lol, coupled with a failure of a backstory on a failure of an ED entry.
big words confuse me...
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yeah
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http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/shinra-building/is-it-possible-to-reverse-maturity-19605.html
Summary:
Guise can a genius psychologist reverse your maturity so that you have the maturity of a child + random shit about CDs and Dogs
Summary:
Guise can a genius psychologist reverse your maturity so that you have the maturity of a child + random shit about CDs and Dogs
xD
Do you think he lies awake at night thinking of these things?
Is it possible these questions are always in his mind?
Does he just make up random crap and posts it up on the site?
Do you realize I am making fun of him by posting many questions in one post?
Am I making you laugh?
If you are laughing, does that really make this post funny?
Did I leave the oven on?
What's that smell?
When will I stop asking these questions?
Do you think he lies awake at night thinking of these things?
Is it possible these questions are always in his mind?
Does he just make up random crap and posts it up on the site?
Do you realize I am making fun of him by posting many questions in one post?
Am I making you laugh?
If you are laughing, does that really make this post funny?
Did I leave the oven on?
What's that smell?
When will I stop asking these questions?
If you believe in hypnotism, then yes.
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Hypnotism isn't permanent though
In that case, no. 