what did u get ur mommy

[Catnip]

a sink full of dirty dishes

 

[Tom Marvolo Riddle]

I gave my mom chocolates and i do dishes for her and i look after my mom and my momma's day in the uk was months ago!

 

[Catnip]

I actually gave the bitch a card
and I wrote:
out of any vagina to be pushed out of, I'm glad it was yours

 

[Meds]

I kind of spoiled mine this time.
I got her This Book, a bunch of red and pink flowers, a card, and a bottle of Bacardi Limon, her favé.




Edit: Catnip you wish you wrote that.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

A good hard shag.

 

[Catnip]

why the fuck would I wish something that's already been done

 

[Fusionist]

I thought this was a legit thread D=

I gave my mommy money :3

 

[Catnip]

it is a legit thread wtf

 

[Meds]

cuz you actually didn't, bro.

 

[Catnip]

ooo tell me more about myself

 

[Meds]

lol