Do you know anyone who is a walking contradiction? A person who literally is the epitome of the pot calling the kettle black? Everyone is to some extent, I guess... but there are some people out there that represent exactly what they hate and never realize the irony.
Let me give you two examples:
My mom is one of the messiest people I know. Whenever I went home to visit, the house was always destroyed. She was terrible about keeping anything clean. I'm probably the second messiest person I know. But whenever I make a mess, either at my own place or at home, she was always the first one to call me on it and has always been the most offended that I was a messy person. He lectures me about ever bit of trash I forget to throw away... but has to wade through piles of her own misplaced junk to do it.
The other example is of Busta and my good friend (not Holic). He considers himself to be a great athlete, a real jock. He is constantly bitching about other people, especially when they are either geeky or "losers", as he calls them. The ironic thing though is our friend spends his days on his laptop memorizing baseball stats and searching for porn. And while he claims to be this great athlete, he probably couldn't hit the broad side of Christie Peck with a baseball if he were standing right next to the fat bitch. He is also one of the biggest mooches I've ever known. He can go out to a bar with no money and have more to drink than anyone else there because he bums drinks all night. It doesn't make him a bad person. I love the kid but I don't think he gets the irony.
Let me give you two examples:
My mom is one of the messiest people I know. Whenever I went home to visit, the house was always destroyed. She was terrible about keeping anything clean. I'm probably the second messiest person I know. But whenever I make a mess, either at my own place or at home, she was always the first one to call me on it and has always been the most offended that I was a messy person. He lectures me about ever bit of trash I forget to throw away... but has to wade through piles of her own misplaced junk to do it.
The other example is of Busta and my good friend (not Holic). He considers himself to be a great athlete, a real jock. He is constantly bitching about other people, especially when they are either geeky or "losers", as he calls them. The ironic thing though is our friend spends his days on his laptop memorizing baseball stats and searching for porn. And while he claims to be this great athlete, he probably couldn't hit the broad side of Christie Peck with a baseball if he were standing right next to the fat bitch. He is also one of the biggest mooches I've ever known. He can go out to a bar with no money and have more to drink than anyone else there because he bums drinks all night. It doesn't make him a bad person. I love the kid but I don't think he gets the irony.
