Useless!

Uh... What? Explain pl0x.
 
:brooding:
 
Well for one thing your only nineteen, a useless age indeed. Not even old enough to buy liquor. It saddens me... j/k
 
Why would you buy liqour when you can make your friends do it for you? :D
 
^ That's what I do, lol. Having older friends can be quit helpful at times. *coughs* umm... I mean drinking is bad...
 
Would someone translate this thread for me please.
I don't know English
 
~*slap*~
Shut up derek.

Women are the most conniving, manipulative, influential sex on the planet. A woman can get a guy impeached from presidency by giving him a blow job.
A woman can cause a nationwide war by running away with the wrong guy. (Everyone pl0x read Helen of Troy).

Men think with their penai.
 
You're telling me that if the right girl came along, she couldn't swindle you out of everything you have?

You have to be partially gay to not succumb to a woman.
 
Or incredibly wary and suspicious. :'(

EDIT: Forgot to answer the first question. Nope. I don't succumb to flattery. :monster: And I mean I don't.
 
~*slap*~
Shut up derek.

Women are the most conniving, manipulative, influential sex on the planet. A woman can get a guy impeached from presidency by giving him a blow job.
A woman can cause a nationwide war by running away with the wrong guy. (Everyone pl0x read Helen of Troy).

Men think with their penai.

Why am I being slapped? I'm not the one who's saying women are devices made by the government for our pleasure. :monster:

You're telling me that if the right girl came along, she couldn't swindle you out of everything you have?

You have to be partially gay to not succumb to a woman.

I like to see penises in the porn I watch, so I guess that makes me partially gay. :O
 
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Most guys are partially gay I noticed.
Most guys prefer girls who are unidentifiable by gender nowadays. Most guys prefer girls with the bodies of 12 year old boys. Most guys prefer girls who act like boys.

So basically, most guys are gay...
 
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