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[Cecil Strife]

10. Jump up on stage and start playing music on a harmonica.

 

[Sepalcure]

#9 Follow them around constantly after obtaining a backstage pass.

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

8. Jump on stage and start dancing like an idiot

 

[Sepalcure]

#7 Chuck eggs at them while they're in the middle of setting up for their next set of songs.

 

[Cecil Strife]

6. Steal their music before they play XD

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

5. Scream curse words into the mic after you jump on stage

 

[Sepalcure]

#4 Scream out 'yo momma jokes to the band after they finish playing a song.

 

[Cecil Strife]

3. Smash the guitars for them.

 

[Sepalcure]

#2 Toss your unwashed underwear unto the stage.

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

1. Steal a guitar from backstage and show it off.

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[Cecil Strife]

10. Make every one wear nametags saying I'm with stupid
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[Sepalcure]

#9 Get drunk and make out with the host's dad.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

#8: Kill the host.

 

[Sepalcure]

#7 Make love to the host's corpse, like the necrophiliac you are.

 

[Cecil Strife]

#6. Make the host's corpse an "offering" the the "god of alchohol".

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

5. Streak!

 

[Sepalcure]

#4 Project your boyfriend/girlfriend's baby pictures on a large screen TV for the whole party to see, much to the host's chagrin.

 

[Harlequin]

#3 Turn up in a police uniform, walk up to the host and tell them they've been a bad girl/boy/whatever takes your fancy, then proceed to disrobe one's self until one is down to one's undergarments.

 

[Sepalcure]

Kinky.

#2 Hire a stripper for the host, regardless of whether it's the host's birthday party or not, and make sure that the stripper is of the same sex. Have him/her pop out of a birthday cake in nothing but a G-string and a fireman hat.

 

[Harlequin]

Nice

#1 When the party's in full swing, declare to whomever is in earshot that no one can beat you in a danceoff. Then proceed to blow their minds with an array of classic retro moves to 'He's the Greatest Dancer' by Sister Sledge.

Ahhh yeah.

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