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[Oblivion_XIII]

#10- Why the hell am I wearing this suit again? Its hot in the damn thing!

 

[Sepalcure]

#9: "They don't pay me enough for this f'ing job!"

 

[Gaige]

8. Why can't I just say I'm happy? Why do I have to sing it?

 

[Sepalcure]

7 Oi, take your own stinkin' picture, kid!

 

[Sultan]

#6 "HANDS OFF THE NOSE YOU LITTLE @#$%"

 

[Sepalcure]

#5 Alright, who just threw that ice cream cone at me!

 

[Sultan]

#4 "I can't believe we don't get dental insurance with this job..."

 

[Sepalcure]

#3 Are you sure this is apart of my job's contract?

 

[Cecil Strife]

2. "Why don't these suits have private bathrooms in them?! Those kids scare me..."

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

Dear god, why did I sign up for this again? Hey kid! Stop pulling on me!

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[Sepalcure]

#10 Place whoopie cushions on all of their chairs and sofas.

 

[Cecil Strife]

9. Replace your sister's makeup with Magic Markers.

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

#8- Put clear wrapping over a doorway that the person will be most likely to go through soon.

 

[Sepalcure]

#7 Sing obnoxiously in their ear while you're all driving on a cross country trip.

 

[Cecil Strife]

6. Replace the stuffing in someone's pillows with bricks.

 

[Sultan]

#5 Place a half chewed gum in their trouser pocket

 

[Sepalcure]

#4 Send them doggie treats as a present but pretend they're actual edible biscuits.

 

[Cecil Strife]

3. Replace your clean bottled water with toilet water.

 

[Oblivion_XIII]

2. Hotwire their car in the middle of the night to force their car alarm to go off

 

[Sepalcure]

#1 Send them a hateful text message proclaiming it's from their girlfriend, but it's really from you.

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