Once upon a time there was a lovely Filipino woman named Julian and her dog Zippie. One day Zippie went to run along the waterfront, which I'm assuming is sandy beach, but was accidentally struck by a bolt of lightning. Julian, not knowing where her precious dog had gone, ran along the beach front in search of him. Zuke, a strong filipino fisherman, had seen the lightning bolt strike the dog and had gathered the poor mutt up and brought him inside. Julian could not find her dog and was saddened at her loss. Eventually Zuke returned Zippie to his former glory and grew very fond of the mutt. Zuke cared for the dog like the son he'd never had. One day he went to take Zippie for a walk through town when Zippie ran off. Panic stricken, Zuke ran after Zippie. He eventually ended up at a house on the opposite end of town; Julian's house. Zuke and Julian met and realized they both loved the same dog. As they discussed who would keep the dog they both loved so much, they fell in love, got married, and had a child. This child's name was Jeremiah. He is known to us as Warbourne.
