There's a monster called ewen mcgregor making strange noises... o.o

[Fusilli]

Yarly! He's behind the fireplace in my bedroom and keeps banging against the wall. I'm scared. D:

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Feed him toast. >>

 

[Ruud Love]

Feed him toast. >>

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[Fusilli]

I'm scared for my life.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It's either toast, or Dave.

 

[Bambi]

I wish you 2 would swap names i keep thinking you are each other

 

[Cream Soda]

Why is he Ewen McGregor?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I wish you 2 would swap names i keep thinking you are each other

That's just more of a reason not to.

 

[Fusilli]

It's either toast, or Dave.

I'll keep a baseball bat handy just incase >>

Why is he Ewen McGregor?

That's what I named him.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Why is he Ewen McGregor?

Why NOT?!

I'll keep a baseball bat handy just incase >>

He eats balls?

 

[Bambi]

hahahaha

 

[Fusilli]

He eats balls?

To BEAT him with you fool Y'know, so he doesn't EAT me. D=

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You edited that as a quoted it. ;__;

 

[Fusilli]

I missed out a word.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Obviousleh.

 

[Fusilli]

I want to rub his head

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Who are we talking about now?

 

[Fusilli]

Well I was talking about the picard thing > , i don't really want to rub Mr Mcgregor's head, who knows what's on it D:

He's making noises again, im not gonna be able to sleep tonight. D:

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I was thinking you meant Ewen McGregor.

My head of VIth Form had a head that you just wanted to spit shine like that. And as soon as that popped into your head, you just laughed at him.

TOAST, WOMAN, TOAST.

 

[Fusilli]

Toast will only make him more energetic and bashy! D:

There's a chance mr mcgregor may be a bird... however it's a monster until proven otherwise.