There's a monster called ewen mcgregor making strange noises... o.o

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I was just thinking you've probably got a pigeon dying in there or something.

It's either toast or fish heads if you don't want to give him Dave. And you don't want your room smelling of fish heads now, do you?

 

[Bambi]

hahahahahahah I had a sparrow that nested in my room once, I thought it was a fucking demon spider until i saw its head pop up O_O

 

[Fusilli]

I sure to god hope it manages to fly back up throw the chimney, i don't want to listen to a dying bird squawking in agony for the next few days. >< Nor do I want it to burst through my fireplace and eat me D:

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

hahahahahahah I had a sparrow that nested in my room once, I thought it was a fucking demon spider until i saw its head pop up O_O

...

Hahahahaha.

I sure to god hope it manages to fly back up throw the chimney, i don't want to listen to a dying bird squawking in agony for the next few days. >< Nor do I want it to burst through my fireplace and eat me D:

If it's dying, how is it supposed to fly? D:
Just remember that he's friendly, and likes to be stroked. =3

 

[Fusilli]

You just WANT me to be eaten, don't you!?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I said I could live with that on my conscience.



ButIcouldn'treally.

 

[Fusilli]

Exactly! What if it's not a pigeon, but an albatross or something! Or a goblin which fell out of a helicopter and landed down my chimney!? It could be ANYTHING!!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Seriously, write this stuff down. It'd make one hell of a novel. xD

But if it IS a goblin, then... I don't know. =/

 

[Bambi]

...

Hahahahaha.

You should have seen me and the mothership chasing it around my room trying to get it out (once id screamed my head off about said demon spider and established that it was a fucking sparrow )

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So how did a sparrow manage to make its nest in your room?

 

[Fusilli]

Seriously, write this stuff down. It'd make one hell of a novel. xD]

My friend was complaining about the lack of soap in the school toilets today, and when I suggested that perhaps all the soap was locked in a vault under the tiles, and to access it you have to crack a series of riddles, she told me the exact same thing.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I see a pattern emerging.

 

[Fusilli]

Anyway, I have to go to bed now, but I'm too scared. >< I think ewen's asleep though... been rather quiet. >_>

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Haha, do you need someone to hold you hand?

 

[Fusilli]

Smooth.


And yes please.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'm a master of it.

 

[Bambi]

So how did a sparrow manage to make its nest in your room?

It flew threw the open window and settled in the border that was hanging of fmy wall

I shit it when i heard the scratching though, I creamed my head off

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I creamed my head off

Rolling on floor laughing.

 

[Bambi]

i meant screamed -___-

I have had a bottle of wine you know

And i swear some one justy tried opening my front door

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I know you did. But that was funny. Especially because of the whole "g-spot" thing.