The truth about children

[Daenerys]

 

[The Scriblerian]

I agree. They are an epidemic and must be stopped. Each day they interrupt our peace, our income, and our news feeds with their constantly going "Missing" and "Abducted."

A curse!

 

[Blue Link]

i have to disagree, because I have a niece and nephew who I absolutely love with all my heart. and they love me too!

i'm sorry, but I cannot agree...sorry to ruin your buzz...

 

[Bambi]

i have to disagree, because I have a niece and nephew who I absolutely love with all my heart. and they love me too!

i'm sorry, but I cannot agree...sorry to ruin your buzz...

GTFO

 

[Tethar]

For some reason this reminds me of a character on Oblivion.

He says soemthing to the effect of.
2Ilike children but I don't want them ruining all our fun."

He exists as sort of a comical way for Bethesda to explain certain things such as the lack of children in the game.

And yes Children are demons in human form.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

First person to make a Shannon Matthews/Madeline McCann joke wins a prize.

 

[L]

What kind of prize?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

A sweetie.

 

[Bambi]

After her success in the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now travel abroad to take on current European Champion.. Madeleine McCann

Sweetie?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Heard it.

 

[Bambi]

I want my sweetie >=[

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I want a new joke.

 

[Bambi]

I'm all out >=[

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate do you:
a) Think you need to spend more time together?
b) Think she's a fool?
c) Think she should sit somewhere else on the bus?

 

[Bambi]

I can never remember any funny jokes ;_;

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Just tell us another one of your stories then. That always gets us laughing.

 

[Bambi]

I'l hopefully have some new ones on Saturday

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Fantastic.

 

[Bambi]

I actually need to spring babysitting duties on my mum today for weekend actually...

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'm trying to think of a mothership joke to here...