Fan Fiction The SeeDs

[Zeria Iiyasei]

*Looms angrily over everyone*
WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS?! *slaps everyone* YOU ARE NOT GETTING ME DRUNK! and besides...i brought back fresh wine with me because I knew you guys would spike my special wine...so XP

 

[Soulcorruptor]

What is with you guys and being obssesed with getting Zeria drunk. She is 15 and like way to young to drink all that other stuff. *sighs and shakes head then rumages through his refrigarator and finds his coke* Ahh caffene the ever relaxing substence for me.

 

[Dark Tidus]

Ow... That really hurt... I told you not to put the friggin whiskey in the wine stupid....

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

All of you are in trouble...BIG trouble! How dare you guys go behind my back and do this?! *breaks out the "special weapon"*

 

[Dark Tidus]

uhhhh.... What is that thing???

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

It's a very painful torture device that makes your mind go screwy and you can't help but be completely nice and pamper the one who shoots you....it's really a rather handy weapon....hehehe

 

[Soulcorruptor]

*quirks an eyebrow* For some reason that sounds like something you would do. *Goes and surrounds himself in a self sastained 15 inch thick stell walled room*

 

[Dark Tidus]

wow... uhh... crap.

 

[Jimmy]

What is going on in here????

From now on you can only eat cookies and drink milk.

These is what happens when i turn my back you guys get drunk...shame on you.

But have no fear for Jimmy is here to safe your livers.

 

[Dark Tidus]

I did not get drunk, take part in spiking the wine, or do anything with strippers. And I was at the party. I had two beers.
I mean none I had no beer... I'm not 14 what are you talking about... I can drink, I just don't want to...

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

Jimmy, you're safe, unless you irritate me. Soulcorruptor, you are fine too, considering you didn't try to spike it. DT, i'll let you off easy this time, only because you're telling the truth....but the rest of you...are in trouble...

 

[Jimmy]

I did not get drunk, take part in spiking the wine, or do anything with strippers. And I was at the party. I had two beers.
I mean none I had no beer... I'm not 14 what are you talking about... I can drink, I just don't want to...

You are not making sense...DT i am afraid there is only one thing i must do..

*Jimmy throws Dark Tidus into the dark hole*

Now you stay there and think about the consequences that alcohol can do to your liver.

 

[Dark Tidus]

Ummm ok *thinks hard about livers* *is confused* oh well.

 

[Soulcorruptor]

*releif sigh* Well thats good then, at least i'm safe. *Goes back to his coke.*

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

*Pulls DT out of the hole and smacks Jimmy upside the head and hands him some pizza*
Just enjoy yourself while we're still having this party...
*sips fresh wine while laying down on the black leather couch*

 

[Dark Tidus]

YAY!!! I'm out... I do wanna know how that torture "thingy boby" (gabranth) works... I guess I'll just forget about it. Hey SC where did you get that coke?

 

[Soulcorruptor]

It's my personal stock, I always have some when I want some.

 

[Dark Tidus]

Oh, can I have one?

 

[Zeria Iiyasei]

Gabranth...hrm....maybe I should use it on him. Some pampering would be nice, considering I'm really stressed right now...*thinks* when he gets on, I'll see. But in a little bit, I'll need to leave temporarily so I can head back home...I'll be back on when I get there though...

 

[Dark Tidus]

Ok well good luck getting home from wherever you are. I'll talk to you when you get there.