Fan Fiction The SeeDs

Ahhh...i don't like to force animals to work.

*Jimmy gives the squirrels some nuts and the squirrels go away happy*

Squirrels belong in the wild.:)
 
What about my fruit people, do they serve no purpose.
 
not these squirrels! These are my awesome Evil Ninja Vampire Squirrels that have lived outside my house ever since i was born!!!! Fine, if you don't want the job, i'll give it to SoulCorruptor. He's proven himself to be a fine SeeD....SC, you have the job of designing the training courses for our new squirrel army....
 
*Jimmy lets the zombie squirrels be free in the wild*

Be free my friends be free until an eagle gets you.
 
*Goes to the closet where he stored some squirlls* Well I guess I can't use these guys for any of my cross gene experiments, so time for the traning course. First off *sends two of the squirlls into cloud's rooms*. Now for the course, lets see an eletric fence, rings of fire, barbed wire low crawl, a mine feild, then maybe a long 100 meter dash while under fire. Since they are already semi-dead I think they can handle that.
 
*Jimmy sets all squirrels free*

Because squirrels belong in the wild and because you have to "Respect my authority!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wacky:"
 
*plays a special melody on her ocarina and the squirrels happily come back. She pats them and they form their lines and salute*

Okay, my squirrely friends, this is DarkTidus. FFGuy. And SoulCorruptor. They will be your training instructors from here on out.

*the squirrels nod and salute to DT, FFGuy, and SC*

Oh, and don't listen to Jimmy, he's a meanie...*squirrels nod again*
 
YEAH I get the 3000th post!
Sorry had to say that... Anyways *turns to squirrels* I will work you harder than you have ever been worked. But when you are through with me you will know what it really means to be an Evil Ninja Vampire Squirrel! So, are you ready?
 
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