Fan Fiction The SeeDs

[Jimmy]

You need to wash your tongue mister!!!

 

[Ezio Auditore]

He has no tongue...

 

[Jimmy]

You know back in Vietname one of the things they did was cut off tongues.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

You would know eh?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

He was there

 

[Jimmy]

Yes it was a hard time to all of us.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Old maaan Jimmeh!

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

He saw some THINGS

 

[Jimmy]

I saw Billy die...he looked like one of them i...i missed.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Jimmy! Did you... friendly fire?

 

[Jimmy]

Well he looked asian to me.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Did he like pie?

 

[Ezio Auditore]

That's all that matter. Whether or not they like pie.

 

[Jimmy]

We had army rations at the time. No pie sadly

 

[Ezio Auditore]

That's... criminal.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Low morale?

 

[Jimmy]

Yeah...the delicious smell of pie would have ensured a crushing victory.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Yes... Vietnam must've been hellish

 

[Ezio Auditore]

What Were They Like? *shakes head*

 

[Jimmy]

They hid under bushes and used katanas to slice heads off.