The new guy at work

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Got sacked today for stealing fags out peoples bags. So we all ended up having to stay back half an hour while he got bollocked off the manager.

 

[Gabranth]

Where do you work?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I obviously meant new guy. ><

 

[Fusilli]

Yeah it took me a while to realise that, I thought you meant YOU got sacked at first and I was like '=O! Pooley!'

 

[L]

I obviously meant new guy. ><

You can't spell for shit

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I don't smoke.

And thx Spicler.

 

[Fusilli]

I don't smoke.

That was my initial thought.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It's a real shame because he was actually a really good guy.

 

[Fusilli]

Cigarette-theft aside...

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Of course. But stealing 5 cigarettes isn't that bad, is it?

 

[Fusilli]

Serves him right. *tuts*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I can sympathise with criminals.

 

[Fusilli]

*slaps with fish*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Only small ones.

 

[Casanova]

Only small ones.

Midgets are nice people.

They'd never steal fags.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Carlisle's resident midget would.

 

[Casanova]

Y'all only got one midget?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

The others stay indoors, I think.

Eric is famous though. Search "Eric the dwarf" on YouTube.

 

[Casanova]

Oh lordy. xD

 

[Fusilli]

The others stay indoors, I think.

Eric is famous though. Search "Eric the dwarf" on YouTube.

Is he as epic as Eric the Activist? D: