No, not really. Perverted, aye. But not cool.
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I am now a devoted Clairith. The thing that I really hate about Tifa is the fact that she has huge breasts. I have now taken up accosting people with large boobs in the street and asking them why they are so slutty. One of the tarts actually had the gaul to say, 'because I was born with them'. What kind of excuse is that?
Oh and the way Tifa dresses is soooo sluty, anyone would think she actually had self-confidence! A true lady would wear clothes that hide her femininity, a nice long dress is what proper ladies wear. Ideally a pink one as I find self-confident women threatening, and pink is just sooo girly and innocent! Swoon.
And guess what that slut Tifa does for a living? She works in a bar!, I've never met a woman who does that. All real girls live in houses made of gingerbread with a female parental guardian and with lots of flowers around the place. Tifa is so unrealistic, a real woman doesn't need a job, she needs a sullen man to be her bodyguard.
You know what really pisses me off about Clotis? It's the fact that they think that there is a strong loving connection between Cloud And Tifa because they got that impression from playing FFVII!!!! Idiots!!! I spend all of my time transcribing everything they ever said, and analysing the CGI images of AC and there is no way he even likes her!
I even wrote my own story "Aerith loves Cloud and hates Tifa". It's cannon, no seriously it's cannon, ITS CANNON!!!!!!!!!
That's all for now, hope I didn't break any of your rules AG, I need to go and mastubate to some Aerith hentai.
Cleriths always zone Tifa out as a slut, she never did ANYTHING slutty in the whole of FFVII or AC. And yes, she is a far more realistic character than Aeris. (who I prefer btw)