The Free Will Club

[Gaige]

Let everyone have their own opinions and don't get heated up/smug over bullshit. WANNA JOIN?

 

[Eight]

THIS THREAD MAKES ME HEATED UP.

*smugly joins*

 

[Gaige]

GET OUUUUT. MY OPINION SHAN'T BE MARRED.

Wait... my own words turn against the backbone of this club...

/wrists

 

[Eight]

*Gives a spoon to wrist yourself with*

 

[Gaige]

*Takes tearfully*

DIE, DARKNESS. DIE! *Breaks down in a sobbing mess.*

 

[Eight]

I want it back btw.

 

[Gaige]

*Calms down*

Just take it off my corpse when you want it back. *Waves bleeding hand dismissively*

*Resumes frantic gouging*

 

[Eight]

At least you've learnt to do it with the side of the spoon.

 

[CassinoChips]

That's gotta be a painful way to die.

 

[Gaige]

I'm... supposed to do it... with the side?

DAMNIT.

No Jesse. It's a picnic. A picnic...

OF BLOOD.

 

[Eight]

No it's just you spraying tomato sauce everywhere you whiny little attention whore.

 

[Gaige]

*Wohre*

 

[Eight]

*Fangril wohre

 

[Gaige]

*Sweaking fangril wohre.*

 

[Demon]

"We should have free will so that we don't trash. But to trash is to have free will."

 

[CassinoChips]

No Jesse. It's a picnic. A picnic...

OF BLOOD.

How very goffik.

 

[Eight]

time to go see good charlotte with vampire potter. owait, beware, here comes dumblydore "WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOIN!?" he must have a headache

 

[Gaige]

I started cying ters of blood. I ws so sad 2 see Dumblydore hatin' on us.

"Are yu OK, Enoby?" asked Vampire Potter.

"Of course not, yu freking prep!" I yeled. Vmpire Pttr was so sad that he started ctting himself, and I joined in.

 

[Ilyena]

The end?

 

[Gaige]

Unfortunately not.