The FF "What if..." Game

[Zeromus]

The Rules: I will start with a "what if" question about anything related to Final Fantasy. Then, the next person will answer it however they like, then ask their own "what if" question, and so on and so fourth.

What if Exdeath from FF5 was turned into paper after being cut down in his tree form?

(Oh yeah, and has this one been done before?)

 

[Dionysos]

Ooooooh! Interesting thread. . I don't think it's been done before, good idea!

If Ex-Death had been turned to paper then there'd be one hell of an evil book....


Ugh. I suck. Good idea for a thread, but I sucked at thinking of a response for that, funny though it is that Ex-Death is a tree and could become paper...


Anyway, my turn...

What if Sephiroth was a woman?

 

[Zeromus]

Ooooooh! Interesting thread. . I don't think it's been done before, good idea!

If Ex-Death had been turned to paper then there'd be one hell of an evil book....


Ugh. I suck. Good idea for a thread, but I sucked at thinking of a response for that, funny though it is that Ex-Death is a tree and could become paper...


Anyway, my turn...

What if Sephiroth was a woman?

(I think I'll go again )
Then Sephiroth would be like "Heeeey cloud ;D" and cloud be like "luhlz *drool*" *gets his head sliced off*

What if Aeris had an Afro?

 

[Dionysos]

What if Aeris had an Afro?

Then that would be awesome!

But no if Aeris had an afro then she'd have plenty of space to hide the holy materia! Instead of needing a ribbon thing to hold it in her hair she'd have a whole massive lot of hair to keep it in. No-one would ever find it. Sadly she'd lose it herself and Gaia would get destroyed by meteor. Hair styles are important to the plot, ya know?


What if... Humans didn't exist in any of the games?

 

[Zeromus]

Then that would be awesome!

But no if Aeris had an afro then she'd have plenty of space to hide the holy materia! Instead of needing a ribbon thing to hold it in her hair she'd have a whole massive lot of hair to keep it in. No-one would ever find it. Sadly she'd lose it herself and Gaia would get destroyed by meteor. Hair styles are important to the plot, ya know?


What if... Humans didn't exist in any of the games?

(I guess I'll go AGAIN )

Then there would be no plooooooooot

What if one of the FF Airships was The Roflcopter?

 

[M1ghty Mous3]

We would want them to be airships. Because I mean seriously, "airship"? whats cooler then that?

What if Barret never lost his hand?

 

[Ironman]

then the ROFL copter would most likely crash

what if Sephiroth killed Zack instead of all the Shinra

 

[Ambrosine]

Then there would be no Crisis Core...which would probably affect FF7's story, which might make it revolve more around Zack and less around everyone else, which may destroy it's reputation and Squaresoft's booming success...I think you get it.

What if Zack never died? (ugh, crap question)

 

[Bizzy]

then he would have aeris, they would have a kid, cloud would be a wimp.
No FF7
what if squall was a pimp?

 

[Laro]

Then Rinoa wouldn't like him

What if Seymour was a woman?

 

[Zeromus]

Then Rinoa wouldn't like him

What if Seymour was a woman?

You mean he isn't already!!?? (lol jk)

Then Seymour'd ask Tidus to marry her, but he'd be gangsta, and back hand her and say "naw biatch, i gotta ho already (yuna )"

What if Mario and Luigi were FF characters and their Limit Breaks were throwing spaghetti at the enemies?

 

[Ambrosine]

Oh...I thought he was a woman...? (I'm just kidding) Then I'm sure he wouldn't be so powerful since the Guados seem to have standards, and homo might not be on the list...(no offense to any homos!)

What if the Cactuars took over the FFX world? (Spira)

 

[Zeromus]

Oh...I thought he was a woman...? (I'm just kidding) Then I'm sure he wouldn't be so powerful since the Guados seem to have standards, and homo might not be on the list...(no offense to any homos!)

What if the Cactuars took over the FFX world? (Spira)

You skipped my question. ;/

 

[Legolas]

mario and luigi would make the other characters obsolete and win every final fantasy all by themselves

and as for the other question whenever someone sat down there butt would be soar and the Cactuar supreme leader would have a french mustache

What if Yuna was replaced in FFX by a male summoner

 

[Laro]

Then Tidus would be a woman. You're not going to escape romance that easily

What if FF characters were singing after each dialog? (like they do in musicals?)

 

[One-winged Demon]

The FF players would get angry and destroy their consoles.
What if Zack and Aerith fill Midgar with flowers and their pocket full of money?

 

[You]

Shinra would exploit them for their pollen and Cloud would be a hippy
What if Irvine made a music video?

 

[Ironman]

then it would sound and look like a Kid rock video

what if Sin didn't exist in FFX

 

[Laro]

Then Zanarkand would still be standing

What if Tifa died and Aerith lived?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Then there would be no love triangle for us to winge over

what if Rikku and Tidus were in love?