The Crush Thread

[Bambi]

Fuck off James xD

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Double post!

Come here my little sugarplum.

 

[Bambi]

I hit quote instead of edit, fuck off

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Mmmm, my nuts are so salty and dry! Yum yum.

 

[Bambi]

I prefer dry roasted to salty

 

[Marquis of Granby]

They are dry roasted, but they have salt in them which makes them salty. It's the first ingredient in the "Dry Roasted Flvaour" and yes, I did JUST check.

Since I have the bag here I might aswell take some more. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Bambi]

I cant believe you checked, you balloon xD

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I did it for you, my love.

 

[Bambi]

Why, I'm touched /tear

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Not yet.

 

[Bambi]

..... xD

 

[CassinoChips]

Jesus lookit those puppies, they are new!

Old, new, plastic, rubber, as long as I can squeeze on 'em, that's fine by me.

And get it on or give it up, you two.

 

[Bambi]

Get on what?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

It's not much, but I'll show you anyway, Kelly. *unzips jeans*

 

[Bambi]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Not even!

 

[Bambi]

That one of those with herbs in it? I like those ones

 

[blakstang98]

All right, MILF chaser alert!

NO POLITICAL BANTER PLEASE!

A long time favorite of mine, but isn't around too much these days.

And my crush in more recent time.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Get out of my fred, you tasteless, old man!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Not even!

Innuendo!