Thank you thank you thank you!

[Davey Gaga]

You sure? Scots sure jump high though and they look like they wield spears :/

Spears, I can understand ... but what are you on? Jumping high? o.0

The Scots wield haggis you mug.

AND BAGPIPES

 

[Gabranth]

Ya you now jumping high?

 

[Davey Gaga]

Ya you now jumping high?

No.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

AND BAGPIPES

A deadly combination there. We're all fucked. =/

 

[Davey Gaga]

A deadly combination there. We're all fucked. =/

I can't actually play the bagpipes tbh.
Although haggis is a delightful dish.
Honestly, it's feckin delicious =D
And don't pull none of that sheepsinsides shit.
You eat chicken flesh and cows cellulite and fish scales andandandand.

 

[Gabranth]

fish scales?
cullite shit thingy?
We eat dr pepper and drink KFC

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You eat chicken flesh and cows cellulite and fish scales andandandand.

We do?
Anyway, I'd be willing to give haggis a shot. I like black pudding, so how bad can it be?

 

[Davey Gaga]

fish scales?
cullite shit thingy?
We eat dr pepper and drink KFC

....so misunderstood.

We do?
Anyway, I'd be willing to give haggis a shot. I like black pudding, so how bad can it be?

Nothing like xD

 

[Gabranth]

Who misunderstood?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I know that, but black pudding is made up of all sorts of shit that you'd never dream of thinking about possibly considering eating. And yet it tastes so damn good, so haggis should follow the same rules. Capiche?

 

[Gabranth]

Black pudding is WINZ
So what's in it?

 

[Davey Gaga]

Who misunderstood?

Dr Pepper, you spacktard.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOCTOR PEEEEEEEEEEEPPER! SOOOOOOOOOO MIIIIIIIIIIIIISUNDERSTOOD!

I know that, but black pudding is made up of all sorts of shit that you'd never dream of thinking about possibly considering eating. And yet it tastes so damn good, so haggis should follow the same rules. Capiche?

oic kthnx.
I particularly like to get some mashed tawties [potatoes] and some Heinz baked beans, measure them into thirds on the plate, then mash them up like it's Aztec on the plate, then eat it like it's Sephire on the fork =D

TYI. Yeah I got that.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Rice and baked beans is a surprisingly good dish. I imagine they'd go well with some mash too.

 

[Gabranth]

Dr pepper is the best drink in the world apart from carlsberg

You forgot to add the guvna to the plate

 

[Davey Gaga]

Dr pepper is the best drink in the world apart from carlsberg

You forgot to add the guvna to the plate

I only want to mash Aztec 'cause I dislike him. I only want to eat Sephire 'cause I have this strange obsession with her. Wtf do you want me to do with Guv'na?

Irn Bru > All.

 

[Gabranth]

NOWAI for irn bru

Disintergrate guvna

 

[Davey Gaga]

NOWAI for irn bru

Get out.

 

[Gabranth]

NOWAi

How can you stnd there in scotland with your kilt or whatever and say that irn bru is better than dr pepper?

It's like saying micheal jackson's sings better than Lional richhie (however you spell it)

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

IRN BRU pwns all

 

[Davey Gaga]

NOWAi

How can you stnd there in scotland with your kilt or whatever and say that irn bru is better than dr pepper?
I'm sitting. Strike one.
I'm in my jammies. Strike two.
Irn Bru IS better than Dr Pepper. Strike three and you're OUT.

IRN BRU pwns all

Possibly the most competant post you've ever made