'Take your balls somewhere else!'

Laro

Laro

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I know what you were all thinking but unfortunetly this is not about BALLS.
Yesterday some lads were playing football just oustide my house. They kept on kicking their ball over the fence and into my back-garden. I had to go outside and fetch it for them. I got so pissed off when they rang the doorbell, I opened the door an said 'Go and play with fucking balls somewhere else okay?' I slammed the door and heard them laugh. I opened the door once again, 'And it's not funny, bitches.'

I think that's the last of them :neomon:

(sorry for da f***)
 
My Grandmother owns a caravan and on the shower door there is a 'No ball games' sign. I never understood it until I was told where and how I was conceived.

Now you know, for no reason at all :neomon:
 
speaking of grannies. I watched this program the other day about a team of people who want to help other people. There was granny who was 80 years old. Her dear husband had died and she wanted sex... :gasp:

I couldn't finish watching it because I had to go to work -__-









Even grannies get dirty sometimes :wacky:
 
ogawd not what I wanted to read just before going to bed to have weird dreams.....

I hope I dream about SMG again and not wrinklies :gasp:
 
Luckily for me my grandmother's dead, so I don't have to worry about these images.
 
Just thnk about the pensioners having orgies in the post office :neomon:
 
Just think of the cobwebs :gasp:

And the nora batty stockings, how fucking HAWT is that, you can take them off with your teeth :gasp:
 
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