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Will Graham

Will Graham

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That the rest of you bipedal humanoid peasants like too

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Friends, Scrubs, and HIMYM
Giving beggars money and feeling like Mother Theresa
Ensuring I am extra pleasant to people who are of an ethnic minority, to show how super racist I amn't
Coffee, tea, and milk
Blowjobs
Marvel films
The Dark Knight
Eminem, when he was still good
Wearing a wifebeater even though the only thing I beat is my mother
Orange juice
Cats
South Park, and the Simpsons
Stumbleupon
Telling cashiers to keep a few cents change, because I'm a big shot
Mooing at cows when they moo at you
Respiring
Final Fantasy games
Mumford & Sons and Florence + the machine
Laughing at overweight people behind their backs
Saying how epic things are
Epic nights out
Being rude to people who are rude to me, because an eye for an eye leaves the whole world with more eyes, or something like that
Dubstep so dirty you have a shower after listening to it
Being a white heterosexual male in the West
Feeding ducks
Animals doing people things, "a badger in a jumper, he thinks he's people!" etc.

I hate all popular video games however. Not because I have only had a current-gen system for a month or two and only played a few games, but because I do not like things that everyone likes

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Pissing at wasps (the insects not the religious people)
Being in bed when it is raining at night
Being an unbeatable athletic champion, when playing 4 year olds in basketball
When my dog responds to the fish's name
The smell of petrol, and also the smell of rain on dry earth
Lie-ins
Burying those hooker corpses and getting home in time for tea
Seeing the disappointment in a 14 year old's face when you laugh at her and her stuffed bra trying to buy cigarettes
Throwing my change in the poor box at the tills, because I'm a magnanimous cunt
 
"Telling cashiers to keep a few cents change, because I'm a big shot"

I always feel badass when I do this :grin:
 
Though I've tried to get a chashier to keep 5cents before and they insisted that they didn't want it :hmph: they threw my charity back in my face.
 
I remember when I was about 16, I thought /b/ would be the coolest thing ever. I saw all those famous images of great threads and stuff, and heard of all the exploits they had as anoymous. Then I visited the site and it was just people calling each other ****** and faggot

I am not sure why I was so surprised
 
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