Strange character quotes.

Seirra-259

Seirra-259

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what are some of the weirdest thing the characters say in your opinion? for me, warrior of light is kinda strange going on about the light....and i'm playing the original FF game on a nes emulator. it actually decent. at least the warriors aren't going on about the light....
 
Penelo (from tips section): These tentacles are so cute! (or something like that). CoD's tentacles are cute!? WTF!?
 
OK vs Zidane: Can I be a thief too :D?
OK vs Squall: I'm not very good with children...
Kefka vs Tidus: GET BACK TO THE BEACH ALREADY

'n mostly any of Kefka's and Tidus's quotes in general.
 
Emperor : -slow chuckle- Why don't you let me control you?

That to me just sounded. . .wrong. Its probably because I have a deep liking of Emperor, and like any other girl that really likes someone, anything that person will say will sound totally different than what he or she actually means. Emperor may be offering to be the character's master, but to me it almost sounded like he was offering sex. I think I'm becoming an FF whore.
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i have 2: CoD against shantotto: " You are and equal?!- NO you surpass!"
and when shantotto loses: Ohoho - At last *POOF* doll
 
I got a few of them.....

Tidus: "I can score even in the dark!" - That sounded so....uhhh...

Onion Knight: "Stars unite! Burn it up!" - It actually sounds like he said "Forest unite! Burn it up!" D:

Kuja to Gabranth: "Will you wag your tail for me?"

Cecil: Everything he says. XD

Oh, better not forget Squall's "Gone talking to a wall" quote. XD
 
"TUUUUUURTLE!"~ Exdeath XD
"Time to part" sounded like "Time to party" ~ Golbez
"Whos THAT handsome devil?" ~ Kefka vs Kefka
"Oh no, the clouds are getting dark *scoff*" ~ Bartz vs CoD
"LIGHT! GIVE ME STRENGTH! ...Or something..." ~ Bartz vs WoL
"*sniff* Leave me alone!" ~ Onion Knight
Everything concerning the void ~ Exdeath
"You're just a selfish old bastard!" ~ Tidus to Jecht
"Your hair is a distraction!" ~ Shantotto vs Cloud
"I can score, even in the dark!" ~ Tidus
"I'M DRIVEN TO DESTROY!" ~ Shantotto.

As much as I hate Shantotto with every iota of my existance, that quote just makes me lol every time XD
 
I thought that "Nice tail buddy ". From Jecht was pretty random, ....and dodgy sounding.:ahmed:
 
Emperor Mateus in his ex mode says "Lowly worm" which sounds like "You lonely worm" :D
Exdeath - "Turtle!"
 
quotes are soooo random... can we do duodecim quotes... cuz i'm doing them :P

Shantotto to Onion Knight - I rather my Onions fried XD

Tidus to Zidane - I'm soo Pulling your tail

Lightning to Exdeath - Go to Your Stupid void and stay there

Prishe to Yuna - you summon stuff i wana see

Onion Knight to Yuna - I throught Summoners had Horns

Bartz to Cloud of Darkness (Number 1) Ooooo the clouds are getting dark

Bartz to Warrior of Light (Number 1) LIGHT GIVE ME STRENGTH...... or whatever
 
All Dissidia's character quotes are strange actually, they sound like rejected puns for Megamind, said with such a deathly seriousness that its impossible NOT to laugh at some of them. Its like an emo version of Power Rangers. xD

But in particular, everything ExDeath says. Try substituting the word "Void" for "Dark Side" in his sentences and see what happens :wacky:

In the original, when you're fighting against ExDeath as ExDeath, he says "Even nothingness is powerless before the Void." which makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. As has already been pointed out, I'd love to know why he randomly shouts "Turtle!" as well :rofl:

For some reason, Cecil saying "You're pretty amazing for your size." to Shantotto makes me giggle uncontrollably, as well.
 
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