SPAM: THE RP

Ayumi Hamasaki

Ayumi Hamasaki

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Cody clicked the button to make a new thread, and laughed out loud at the thoughts of what people would think they were clicking.

How many people would complain? Would Hal show up? Would Toni insult his spam once again?

He didn't care. He was much too far in to chicken out now.
 
Toni.
FFF
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Edit: Toni woke up, it was still dark out. She picked up her phone, checking the time... it was 5:45am. it was still early so she went back to sleep for another 30 minutes. Finally her alarm went off.
The brunette had a shower, then made herself some breakfast. It was peanut butter toast. The puppies smelt the toast and bothered toni for 10 minutes begging and pleading. The morning news was on, that was her favourite morning show. She watched it as she straightened her hair for work.

Horace then pissed on the floor so Toni raged at Sam, who was already on the computer at this hour of the morning, to clean it up. Sam threw a tantrum but cleaned it up eventually.

Then the girl went and brushed her teeth, put on make up and contemplated catching the bus or driving to work... in the end driving won.

it was a boring drive, nothing happened. There was a lot of traffic. Some guy tried to swerve in front of her little nissan blue bird so Toni beeped the shit out of him, giving him the finger and screaming MOTHER FUCKER.
She finally made it to work one minute late. The carpark fee was $12.50... what a bloody rip off she thought.
Making it up to work, some bitch reminded her that she needed to go back down and get the newspaper for their bitch boss. Toni frowned but did it anyway, grabbing a hot chocolate while she was out.

Then she spend the rest of the morning on FFF, listening to people crap on about religion in the SB... the SB is no place for such seriousness she thought to herself and then decided to type it to the others.

Then the topic changed to riddles... this bored toni even more so she went and actually did some work for 30 mins. Sorting mail, writing up some letters, you know, the usual.

Toni went back onto FFF and noticed in the recent post's section that Cody had made a new spam thread... she sighed knowing it would be lame but she decided to go in and look anyway. What a mistake.

Just as she thought... it was shit... so she left an equally shit message back but it wasn't good enough for Cody who still whinged so Toni edited her message and made it even more shit.

She hoped Cody liked it.
Toni then pressed save edit and went on her merry way.

~*~
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(OOC) This spam thread is shit -__-

~*~
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best spam ever...

just to shake things up...




















I lie... it's shit.
 
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Shace come to the thread thinking it was spam since Cody made it.

He found out he was right, he shook his head, left a reply and left it at that.
 
Damon clicked on the thread, laughed at the lack of originality in the spam thread as it was just a mock version of FFF the RP no doubt and then left a message before vacating the premises again.
 
Damon came into the thread again, reading Cody's post a thought entered his head which he posted in reply to Cody's post.

"Then why is it Spam: The RP then?"
 
Cody sighed thinking the answer should have been obvious even to Damon.

"Because it's in Spam and it's mocking RPs," he replied.
 
Damon held back laughed as he made his response.

"Name one other RP that is titled in such a fashion"
 
Cody laughed at the sight of Damon's held back laughed.

"Learn to spell, then diss my spam," He said softly.
 
Sol Blade came into this thread, and wondered what he should write about. He looked around, then realized that RPs weren't his thing. So he posted in this thread anyway.
 
Jess rolled her eyes as she opened yet another of Cody's spam threads, but decided to actually reply to this one instead of simply lurking as she usually did. After typing out a quick reply to the meaningless thread, she quickly closed the tab, finding none of the posts to be interesting.
 
Damon wondered why Cody was so concerned about spelling in a spam thread which mocked the RP section when in truth, spelling was a mere formality and nothing too necessary for a laid back section.
 
Damon found Cody's response highly humourous, when it was in fact Cody who was making a comment about another's spelling, not Damon himself.
 
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