So my dad...

But of course they did :elmo:

And touch screens are just nasty, they'll only get all dirty and greasy from constantly being touched.
 
I hate touchscreen phones -_-

I had one for all of 2 weeks once before I fell over a wall pissed and destroyed it
 
Frisky said:
I hate touchscreen phones -_-

I had one for all of 2 weeks once before I fell over a wall pissed and destroyed it
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Your stories amuse me to no end.




Also, sux cawk 'bout yer dad talking to you VR. You might get lucky one day and get an invite to his workplace. :gmonster:
 
I dread my kid getting into his teen years, is he gonna treat me like that when I try and talk to him?

It helps to kind and see it from a parent's POV, they just want to know you're ok and with all the horror stories you get on the news about kids going off the rails, they just want to know it's not happening to their own flesh and blood.

I don't think I'll try and overpower my son by talking to him all the time and constantly asking what's wrong, but I don't want to ignore him either and just assume everything's ok when there's a chance it's not.

Meh parenting is hard work!!!

Oh, and about the motorbike thing- do you guys just have no imagination?? You don't need a dildo or props to get thrills from sitting on a vibrating engine :wacky:
 
The Architect said:
Your stories amuse me to no end.




Also, sux cawk 'bout yer dad talking to you VR. You might get lucky one day and get an invite to his workplace. :gmonster:
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You can always count on Bambi to have totally awesome stories that make us feel better about ourselves :wacky:

Oh hell no, I'd die of boredom if I had to spend a day of watching him look over bills proposed to the legislature. Although I do admit, he does have funny stories sometimes.

See he like....goes over bills proposed to the legislature and has to figure out if they're stupid as hell or not, and also reword them so the common-folk with limited vocabularies can understand them. Well once, he got this proposed bill from a farmer who had suggested that anyone who was a farmer (there's like, a license for it or some shit) should be exempt from all US law. And I mean ALL law. Like it would be legal for them to marry 30 women, then kill each of them, then brew them into moonshine.

Miss Valentine said:
Meh parenting is hard work!!!

Oh, and about the motorbike thing- do you guys just have no imagination?? You don't need a dildo or props to get thrills from sitting on a vibrating engine :wacky:
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Parenting would be a bitch. Kids want attention from mommy and daddy, but juuuuust a certain amount and when it goes over that mommy and daddy become a pain in the arse.

lawl, that is a very good point you raise. The bike itself is basically a giant vibrator :neomon:
 
Best not brew your wives into your moonshine after you kill them though, I think that conflicts with your vegetarianism :elmo:
 
hmmmm... Good point, but, I only became vegie so I wouldn't eat animals, but, according to society, we are better than animals, we are different, so, does it really count? :wacky:
 
Well according to basic biology, we're comprised of animal cells, just the same as everything else in the animal kingdom...sooo *shrug* you be the judge :gmonster:
 
good point, thankfully, I haven't taken any of the moonshine yet, sooo...

Moonshine, very cheap, who wants some :wacky:
 
Carnage said:
You can always count on Bambi to have totally awesome stories that make us feel better about ourselves :wacky:
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Im glad I can amuse you all with my tales of woe -_-

That phone was fucking expensive >_<
 
Having such bad luck early on in life surely implies you'll have a wonderful existence in years to come. :monster:

That said, I'm sure anything with such divine influence would keep you this way for the epic lulz you provide. :wacky:
 
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