Im on about you thinkin him bein a wanker for sayin S club are better than James tyou balloon
he might still be a wee bit of a wanker but at least he doesnt call me names.
So a gay guy fancies me
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he might still be a wee bit of a wanker but at least he doesnt call me names.
his solo stuff is a bit hit and miss, but urban hymns is almost sexual
I got fraped the other day to say I like eating cock for a fiver and gay guy says he does it just cos he likes the warm drink...BOKE
on one hand i have hahahahahahah 
and on the other i have gaaaaaaaaaaaads 
and on the other i have gaaaaaaaaaaaads 
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I die a little inside every time he speaks to me
i need a fart 
I had a similar-ish experience, I was out with friends for someones birthday but I had to be up early the next morning so I wasn't drinking. After a while most people had gotten up to dance so I sat by myself having a glass of water when this guy in the group(whom I vaguely know, and know to be gay) and one of the other girls came over. She motioned for us to get in a photo together and I obliged, then after a few seconds I realised that he still had his arm around me and was getting closer. Then when he was only a few inches away (and I'm fairly certain about to gobsmack me) I was saved by another friend. Then my friends decided to put the photos up on facebook so that was fun.
"Almost" doesn't cut it, I'm being threatened with blowjobs!
...wait...
should have smelled my southern comfort fart, i almost got drunk all over againi need a fart
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Aw nasty
That stuffs so nice though, I had to stop drinking it becauise it went down far far too easy
That stuffs so nice though, I had to stop drinking it becauise it went down far far too easy
Honestly I'd had about 30 quids worth of it (at 1.50 that's ... 20??!?!?) and next morning for work i got up, got in the shower, farted and was like, where's that soco coming from!?
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Hahahahahahahahaha, least it didnt smell like summat crawled up there and died like mine usually do xD
It's amazing...
I bought a can of soco/lime/lemonade from asda the other day to try it, felt scummy as fuck (like drinking wine out of a carton hahaha) but it was gid!
I bought a can of soco/lime/lemonade from asda the other day to try it, felt scummy as fuck (like drinking wine out of a carton hahaha) but it was gid!
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ive been telling you for ages Southern COmfort is ace
dont buy it in a can you bloody heathen.
southern comfort and lemonade. its the only way to go. fuck your lime or whatever else anyone drinks with it.
southern comfort and lemonade. its the only way to go. fuck your lime or whatever else anyone drinks with it.
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yeah....no lime
FFSSSSSSSSSSSS i just got all the way through the song then made one tiny mistake and fucked up
FML
FML
Sing the wrong word?