select username,post from users,posts where users.uid=posts.uid and threadID='$tid';

what?
 
if you came to this thread because you recognised the sql then youre a nerd.

if you think there are any errors in the aforementioned line of sql then youre a bigger nerd.

if you look at this thread but dont post in it then you are a nerd.

if youre a nerd and you know it clap your hands.

if you just clapped your hands or thought about doing so then you are a retard.

if youve got this far execute the following query:

delete from users where uid='[insert your user id here]';

this post will self destruct in 10 seconds.

:mokken:
 
It blew up in my hands :gonk: I would have rather been a nerd. :hmph: Now I have third degree burns.
 
3rd degree burns?

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftan o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my arm​
The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
You pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o’need
While thro’ your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead​
His knife see Rustic-labour dight,
An’ cut you up wi’ ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reeking, rich!​
Then, horn for horn they stretch an’ strive,
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a’ their weel-swall’d kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive
Bethankit hums​
Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi’ perfect sconner,
Looks down wi’ sneering, scornfu’ view
On sic a dinner?​
Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither’d rash
His spindle-shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro’ bluidy flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!​
But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He’ll mak it whissle;
An’ legs, an’ arms an’ heads will sned,
Like taps o’ thrissle​
Ye pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
An’ dish them out their bill o’fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu’ pray’r,
Gie her a Haggis!​
 
jim jim
 
whats this thread mean
 
BEGBIE :gasp:
 
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