I'll take this oneMy other cat likes to run around at all hours so they can chase each other.
Good. Take him. Maybe then I can actually get some sleep.
Santa hates me
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Good. Take him. Maybe then I can actually get some sleep.
Send him in the mail, Jesse?
He's Laura's cat. I think she'd kill me. 
expect him by friday
THEN DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP 
BUT THAT'S HOW I MADE MY MILLIONS. 
THEN GIMME SUMMA THAT
I WILL. I PROMISE.
LIAR
Probably didn't leave cookies and carrots out 
Poor Mousy...
Poor Mousy...
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
It's still sleeping
I take that as a no.HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
You know the Christmas mouse story? It was about Walter Whiskers? About the sad little mouse?
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]On Christmas Day, the family was happy to discover that the [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Christmas mouse had been there.[/FONT]
Link: http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/family/christmas-stories-the-christmas-mouse.htm
I suppose your sad little mouse won't have this nice ending because you didn't leave Santa cookies or give his Reindeer carrots to eat.
He had plenty to eat... why he crawled up in my present and decided to die in it, is another story.
Santa put it there because you neglected him, so now that you neglected him and his workers, you caused him to ruin that mouse's Christmas. Therefore, that's the reason its in your candle.He had plenty to eat... why he crawled up in my present and decided to die in it, is another story.
You started it all. Would it have killed you to feed the fat man and his flying animals?
Santa is a vengeful god.
SANTA CAN BURN IN HELL
You should have been more like Zoidberg
