[S] What's the cure for the common cold?

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I just sneezed all over my laptop and it's fairly foul using it now.

 

[Gaige]

I'd suggest you make your mother clean it up.

 

[Donald Trump]

Get one of those weird asian SARS face mask things.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'd rather have a cold than look like a rapist doctor.

 

[Gaige]

Then why make a bloody thread about it?

 

[Black Mage Moogle]

Drink loads, have a box of tissues and get in to bed

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Because I'd rather not have a cold at all, obv.