Quotes Thread

Mel Brooks' Spaceballs

Dark Helmet; Lonestar...I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lonestar; ...what does that make us?
Dark Helmet; Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!
 
My favorite Family Guy quotes at the moment :P

Joe - Lois! im falling pretend im your child!!
Lois - Mmm....
Joe - Not meg! NOT MEG!

Stewie - Its not so much that i want to kill lois...i just dont want her to be alive any more

Stewie - when im though with you your going to hate me more than the other vowels hate Y
 
Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?
[Arlene nods]
Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?
Arlene: It's your car.

-Grindhouse

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

-Pulp Fiction
 
Ooo yeah;

Jote (FF12) - "A seed travels furthest of the roughest winds, where it settles matters little so long as the land is fertile"

I don't think its exact word for word but i thought it was very appropriate at that point in the game :)
 
More family guy genious XD

Peter - Iwant you bigger! Fatter!
Lois - PETER!
Peter - *shoves cake in mouth* Shush...it please me
 
V for vendetta:

V:Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
 
I remember spending a day trying to memorize that speech....

Saun of the Dead:

Saun: "pete? Pete?"
Ed: "Why don't you just call him."
Saun: "one, he's pissed off, and two, he might be one of them?"
Ed: "Zombies?"
Saun: "Don't say the Zed word. Pete? Pete?"(Z in like.....some places in Europe I think is called Zed)
Ed: "OY PRICK!"
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Saun: "Where's the car?"
Ed: "I kinda crashed it."
Saun: "It was parked...."
Ed: *shrugs* "Guess we gotta take the Jag, huh?"
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Saun: "Mom, what would you say if I told you that as a child, Phillip touched me."
Mom: *Glares*
Saun: "Ok, that was a lie, and it was wrong...."
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Saun: "Sorry Phil..."
Phil: "What did you do now?"
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Wierd lady(forgot name): "Ok, let's work on our zombie impersonation."
Mom: *stares*
Wierd Lady: "Good, good, perfect"
Mom: "I'm sorry, I was miles away."
 
V for Vendetta
Evey; Who are you?
V; Who? Who is but the form following the function of "what" and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey; I can see that.
V; Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox on asking a masked man who he is.
Evey; ...oh...right then.
 
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon
 
The best Simpsons quote ever:

Lionel Hutz: Well, the judge has kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Other Simpsons quotes

Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders: Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders : One problem at a time, boy.

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Homer Simpson: Television! Teacher, mother...
Homer Simpson: [lustily] ... secret lover.

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Mr. Burns: Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys.

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Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

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Mr. Burns: I can't be responsible for what my goons are ordered to do.

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Mr. Burns: Oh no. Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?
Smithers: Well, sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.
Mr. Burns : Oh, that's your excuse for everything.

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Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

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Kent Brockman: The phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.

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Willy: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

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Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

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Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

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Homer: Trying is just the first step toward failure.

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Homer: Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

The best Futurama quote:

[FONT=Arial,]Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also, he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

That's enough for now I believe.
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The Hippopotamus is not born going,"Cool bean, I am a hippo" No way, Jose. So he tried to paint the stripe on himself to be like the zebra, but he fool no one. Then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard, but everyone know he is a hippo. So at certain point, he look himself in the mirror, and he just say,"Hey, I am a Hippopotamus, and there is nothing I can do about it." And as soon as he accepts this, he live life happy. Happy as a hippo. You understand?
 
Some Japanese guy:

"It is Godzilla!!!.....
But, thanks to international copyright laws, it is not."

Austin Powers, something.... can't remember which.
 
Sorry I'm a lil bit Obesessive Compulsive with these things so I need to correct you I apologize.


"Oh my God! It's Godzilla!"
"Actually, due to international copyright laws it is not Godzilla, merely a cheap imitation."
"Still we should run like it is Godzilla!"
"Though it is not."

Austin Powers: Gold Member.
 
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lol sorry bout that I'm kinda a stickler for those types of things. It drives my parents crazy cause I do it all the time lol.
 
"There is only one lord of the ring, only one, who can bend it to his will...and he does not share power."
 
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