It aint easy being a dick.
I've got a head i cant think with.
I've got an eye i cant see with.
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.
My closest neighbour is an asshole.
My best friend is a pussy.
Everytime i get excited i throw up and
my owner beats me all the time
this amused me to no end
I've got a head i cant think with.
I've got an eye i cant see with.
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.
My closest neighbour is an asshole.
My best friend is a pussy.
Everytime i get excited i throw up and
my owner beats me all the time
this amused me to no end





