Pretty Motherfricking Epic

[Will Graham]

Tonight I beat someone in fencing who used to wipe the floor with me

I have a litre of chocolate milk

Night out tomorrow, where a group of male friends are challenging a group of females to a game of beat the slapper

If the guys win I see lesbians, if they lose they get humiliated so win win for me

And I got paid today

 

[Warbsywoo]

 

[L]

lets see pictures of the lesbians

they better be cute

nothing worse than an ugly lesbian making out with a cute one, its like watching a mutilated puppy hump a cat

 

[Will Graham]

Well three of them are pretty good looking, fourth is ok not the worst

They're not actual lesbians just their forfeit if they score less guys than the guys score ladies, is tongues out and topless as it was put earlier.

 

[L]

well

what are you waiting for

give us pics, unless you lost you sissy

 

[Will Graham]

I didn't lose, I'm the mediator to make sure that they score as many people as they say and see the forfeit is carried out

The contest isn't till we go out tomorrow night, also the downside is the the guys will have to match what the girls were gonna do if they lose

 

[L]

win, and bring us pics good sir

if you get guys naked and kissing each other just post it to myspace, no one cares about that shit

 

[Meiks]

PICS OR STFU

 

[L]

BustaNo was cooler

kind of like Mistuki (fffuuu ryan), but less gay

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

How much less gay?

 

[L]

a lot less gay

 

[Will Graham]

The guys are fucked, the girls managed to recruit the biggest slut I have ever seen

 

[Bambi]

the girls will win anyway xD

Its so much easier for women to pull on a night out

 

[Will Graham]

True that, low cut tops and gobsmacking. I'm not really fussed once I get some action

 

[L]

the girls will win anyway xD

Its so much easier for women to pull on a night out

because the world revolves around our dicks

and its hard to live without vaginas

it makes me depressed, clinically infact.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

the girls will win anyway xD

Its so much easier for women to pull on a night out

I've noticed.

 

[L]

girl: who wants to stick their cock in vagina

room of dudes: me

guy: who wants a cock in their vagina

*silence* or really fat chick: BWAAAAARRRGGGGHHH MEH PELZ

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

If I scream "who wants a cock in their vagina?" I go to jail.

 

[Fusionist]

Are the guys cute?

 

[Will Graham]

Some what I guess, they handle a decent amount of poon

In the end our gay guy played a blinder he scored double the rest of the guys put together, and the team ended up on 18, girls got 17 but two of them brought fellas home so there was a big argument about who technically won

We're gonna do it again in two months and organise some proper rules