Pick your Poison

[Harlequin]

i prefer whine

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i dont mean to be an alcohol snob but

the stuff is basically just vinegar.

 

[Gaige]

Would you like some food with your whine?

 

[Harlequin]

Would you like some food with your whine?

would you like some insight with your poast?

 

[Harlequin]

just kidding diar you know ive got nothing but unconditional love for you

 

[Gaige]

I know nothing, for in an infinite universe, to know anything, I would have to be infinity.

 

[Harlequin]

get it away

 

[Gaige]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

unconditional love

if i was a dick and cared enough i could look for some psychological research journal (or something to that effect) which disproves the existence of unconditional love

 

[Bambi]

it does, i just go very red

Very very red

 

[Harlequin]

and after a half hearted counter id likely accept your argument seeing as all love requires condition

 

[Marquis of Granby]

but im not a dick and i cant be arsed and shaddap kelly you gangrene minged slag.

 

[Bambi]

Leave my minge alone, it has feelings

 

[Harlequin]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i think i could get my left hand as strong as my right if i just keep playing acoustic clapton tunes. then i will be like __ FEAR ME AND MY INSANELY STRONG FINGERS AND HANDS ______

the ___ is supposed to be an arm btw

 

[Marquis of Granby]

well that didnt work...at all

 

[Bambi]

coming out of...your....ears....

interesting....

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i will attack you with my bottle of (what looks like it might be) sprite!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bambi]

I dont like sprite

 

[Marquis of Granby]

neither do i.

lemonade is good, sprite is not.