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Moogles

Moogles

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You know those routine check-ups at the doctor's office? You get a nifty gown to wear that exposes your ass as you wait for someone to come examine you.

Too evasive for my taste. I don't enjoy having my genitals handled by old men with cold hands (in my case), but I like knowing if I'm good health or not...so I go through with it.

Are you comfortable with physicals like that? I'm sure not...
 
I wouldn't. Only had to do that once and that was for immigration. I guess they had to check for disease or something, but I've heard worse stories over here than in Asia lol.

Actually....the fact that it's private makes it sound worse than if it wasn't.
 
turn your head head and cough! lol

but seriously, I don't need no old man handling my junk! But luckily for me, I only went through this once when I was 8, so it didn't bother me. never again...
 
They don't bother me. After giving birth I don't care who see's me naked lol. Although to be honest Ive never actully had one of these physical health check efforts

I don't think Id be to happy about some smelly old man pawing at me but if it's all in the name of health, Id do it then complain later about how gross it was
 
I'm really not down with Doctors so no check ups for me. I know how to identify Cancer el Genitalia so thats enough for moi. :wacky:
 
It's not like it's anything they haven't seen before. At least you don't have to have smear tests lol :monster:
 
It's not that, they just piss me off. Just ramble on about shit that I don't have a clue nor care about, then give orders not to do something or another for so long....whilst all the time I'm thinking 'shit its 4 o'clock, I need to be in the Pub'....etc.

The closest I'll get to someone of the Medical profession these days are the Paramedics I work with (jammy fuckers they be! >_<) and when I go to give blood.
 
Frisky said:
They don't bother me. After giving birth I don't care who see's me naked lol.
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Haha, my mom told me something similar a ways back.

Like...once you have a half dozen strangers swarm around your exposed body and start poking away at you during the birthing process, you learn to not give a shit who sees you naked in the future.
 
I don't really have trouble with it. But the fact that last time it was a woman bugged me a bit. Not that it was a woman ofcourse :-)P), but the fact that it was an old ugly woman.
I don't mind old ugly women, but I do when they're busy down there!
 
VoN said:
Haha, my mom told me something similar a ways back.

Like...once you have a half dozen strangers swarm around your exposed body and start poking away at you during the birthing process, you learn to not give a shit who sees you naked in the future.
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Well I only had a midwife and a trainee one but I could of been in the middle of Wembley Stadium for all I cared at that point. Since then Im not really arsed about who see's what. Admittedly, I would feel a little uncomfortable with a bloke but with women I couldn't give 2 hoots. My mate has walked in on me naked many times she doesn't even bat an eyelid. Id so be a naturist if it wasn't so effing cold all the time :monster:
 
Ack, I hate physicals. You'd think that after giving birth, I'd be used to it by now. But I'm not. The last time I had a physical was less than a year ago, and my husband was with me in the room. >.> Boy that was so damn embarrassing. The doctor was a female, so it wasn't so bad, but still...I don't like ANYONE messing with my private parts other than my husband.
 
AddleBoy said:
Is it wrong to like it when the doctor is feeling my goods?
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Is the doctor male or female? lmao.

Annddd, pretty sure that I HATE these. Old Ladies feeling on my junk, telling me to cough. Urgh. So bothersome, especially when their hands are COLD! omggg.
 
I've never had a physical.. but I doubt I would like it at all as I get freaked out even at the dentist. I just generally don't like being touched... not by creepy old men ANYway. >>
 
If being touched by the dentist is bothersome to you, you'd likely find a physical to be wayyyy too much.

Takeru said:
Old Ladies feeling on my junk, telling me to cough.
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You get old ladies? They usually ask me if I'd be more comfortable with a male or female nurse. I never know what to say. I'm not comfortable with anyone handling my privates.
 
Eh, I had to do it once in 7th grade so I could get a physical filed for cross country, and I had a rather young man with warm hands. Awkward much? Anyway, I was so annoyed by it that when I played tennis in high school and had to get a physical filed, I just filled it out myself. I'm healthy, damnit! xD
 
VoN said:
They usually ask me if I'd be more comfortable with a male or female nurse. I never know what to say. I'm not comfortable with anyone handling my privates.
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Same here, actually. I am always asked whether I prefer a woman or man. Neither is appealing, really. I'd rather have a machine do it...or something. At least I'd be more comfortable that way.
 
A machine would be nice. Well...unless the machine has giant, metal forceps that clamp onto certain areas for investigation. My discomfort would transform into terror. haha

But yeah, a machine sounds better to me.
 
I hate physicals i had it done twice I think one for football ( only played 1 year and i suked ) and the second at the doctors office and I had this old lady do it, worst day of my life. .
 
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