One penis, two penis, red penis, blue penis.

[Gaige]

You get a penis! You get a penis! Everybody gets a penis!

/Oprah.

Followed by Oprah whipping out one of her own and screaming. "I'M A MAN!" Which precedes Tom Cruise coming out and jumping on her sofa.

 

[Channizard]

I'm confused how my thread on penises went to tom Cruise jumping on a couch. One does not proceed the other in anyway.

 

[CassinoChips]

Tom Cruise is a closet case.

/sorted.

(NTTAWWT)