So this guy walks up to me on the street, he says, ''Gimme all of yer money!''
So then I'm like, ''Sorry, I'm not feeling too generous today.'' Then he says, ''I think you'd better give me your wallet right now before an accident happens!'' So then I'm all like, ''Accident?'' Then a gang of ninjas came from the shadows and attacked! Then I said, ''Hmm..'' I ripped one ninja's head off, then tipped my hat. I kicked one ninja in half, then tipped my hat. Then a girl ninja came, so I gazed into her eyes to inflict confusion status on her, and she killed almost all of the ninja's for me....Then I tipped my hat. The last ninja charged at me, so I ripped his body to shreds with my mind. I then tipped my hat at all of the dead ninjas and was on my way.
So then I'm like, ''Sorry, I'm not feeling too generous today.'' Then he says, ''I think you'd better give me your wallet right now before an accident happens!'' So then I'm all like, ''Accident?'' Then a gang of ninjas came from the shadows and attacked! Then I said, ''Hmm..'' I ripped one ninja's head off, then tipped my hat. I kicked one ninja in half, then tipped my hat. Then a girl ninja came, so I gazed into her eyes to inflict confusion status on her, and she killed almost all of the ninja's for me....Then I tipped my hat. The last ninja charged at me, so I ripped his body to shreds with my mind. I then tipped my hat at all of the dead ninjas and was on my way.
