My petition to God.

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Hey God, ol' buddy, ol' pal.
I got a huge favor to ask. Now i know i have never believed in your existance, i mean, you can't blame me for thinking "Hmm.. All seeing and all knowing presence that is everywhere, all the time. Maybe that isn't quiet true", but i promice i will be a faithful follower of yours if you can do me one favor.. Yeah, i didn't pray, im asking for a favor. Can you please just take away Lady GaGa and send us back Kurt Cobain. It would be greatly appreciated. Or, or, if it's any difference to you, you could take Courtney Love instead, just a suggestion. Also, one more thing, think i could get some super natural guitar shredding ability while your at it. Don't worry as much about that though, i can always go ask Satan for that one, i guess.
Below are the names of all the people who agree with me in the fact that we should make this exchange.
Now, i would like you to understand, all though you already know this i expect. This specifically is my hope. Not all the names on this list may agree that it should be either of the people that i mentioned, but you get the point.. Can we just have Cobain back :wtf:
Thanks in advance.
Liam
 
You'd have to ask satan probably..
There's no way Kurt is strummin' with the angels. They frown upon suicide up there (so I hear).
You might wanna redirect your petition.
 
I'd quite like back Ian Curtis. I am planning to sacrifice Chris Martin and Bono. Will this work God?
 
How about Hendrix, Cobain and Lennon... I'd quite like John back.
 
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