My family are EVIL

[Bambi]

Oh my GOD

My fucking brother just sent me a text message saying my mum was pregnant and I was like nowai, I don't believe you

So I rang my mum and I was like WHAAAAAAAAAT?! The bitch was WELL convincing......I swear, I need a drink Im in shock

Incidentally, she ISN'T pregnant she just thought it would be funny to scare me

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It would have been funnier if you did it to her.

 

[Bambi]

I'l get my revenge...I almost died

Il tell her my bathroom has crash landed in my kitchen and I need to live with hewr for a few months

That'l teach her

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

If you need cheering up, I just found a fucking Muse wiki.

 

[Bambi]

eh?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

http://www.musewiki.org/MuseWiki

 

[Bambi]

Hello red shirted one 8D

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Hahaha.

After a brief panic seeing the tickets to V Festival were sold out, I found some more somewhere. Almost.

 

[Koloth]

Why did you change your name? I liked the name Tinkerbell

 

[Bambi]

Hahaha.

After a brief panic seeing the tickets to V Festival were sold out, I found some more somewhere. Almost.

Almost....?

And he likes bubble baths....*new fantasy inserted*

 

[Bambi]

Why did you change your name? I liked the name Tinkerbell

Because I has PMT

 

[Bambi]

HE CAN SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS

Have that pools

 

[Koloth]

Because I has PMT

What is PMT?

By the way, pull a great one on your mother.

 

[Bambi]

I fully intend too

 

[Davey Gaga]

What is PMT?

By the way, pull a great one on your mother.

Period Menstrual Tension, innit?

It's funny though. Our head teacher the the Prefect Management Team had their photos taken for a noticeboard in the school and the caption reads:
"Audrey and her P.M.T."
Nae wonder she was so adamant to bring in Blazers for seniors.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Almost....?

And he likes bubble baths....*new fantasy inserted*

Almost had to throw myself off a bridge. Crisis averted.

HE CAN SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS

Have that pools

I could do that if I wanted, but I just don't want to.

His quote about when he got drunk in a hotel is priceless.

 

[Bambi]

I liked reading those quotes....my kinda man

 

[Fusilli]

I can say the alphabet backwards. *is special*

 

[Bambi]

we are all special, we should have Matt Bellamy orgies

 

[Fusilli]

Matt Bellamy can kiss my arse.