My family are EVIL

Bambi

Bambi

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Oh my GOD

My fucking brother just sent me a text message saying my mum was pregnant and I was like nowai, I don't believe you

So I rang my mum and I was like WHAAAAAAAAAT?! The bitch was WELL convincing......I swear, I need a drink Im in shock :gasp:

Incidentally, she ISN'T pregnant she just thought it would be funny to scare me :gasp:
 
I'l get my revenge...I almost died -__-

Il tell her my bathroom has crash landed in my kitchen and I need to live with hewr for a few months

That'l teach her :wacky:
 
Hello red shirted one 8D
 
Juliet said:
Hahaha.

After a brief panic seeing the tickets to V Festival were sold out, I found some more somewhere. Almost.
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Almost....?

And he likes bubble baths....*new fantasy inserted*
 
HE CAN SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS :gasp:

Have that pools :wacky:
 
I fully intend too :wacky:
 
Koloth said:
What is PMT?

By the way, pull a great one on your mother. :neomon:
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Period Menstrual Tension, innit?

It's funny though. Our head teacher the the Prefect Management Team had their photos taken for a noticeboard in the school and the caption reads:
"Audrey and her P.M.T."
Nae wonder she was so adamant to bring in Blazers for seniors.
 
Angry Dragon said:
Almost....?

And he likes bubble baths....*new fantasy inserted*
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Almost had to throw myself off a bridge. Crisis averted. :neomon:

Angry Dragon said:
HE CAN SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS :gasp:

Have that pools :wacky:
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I could do that if I wanted, but I just don't want to.

His quote about when he got drunk in a hotel is priceless.
 
I liked reading those quotes....my kinda man :wacky:
 
we are all special, we should have Matt Bellamy orgies :gasp:
 
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