more devastating than aids

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

you could have just had a fat guy punch you in the stomach

 

[The Witch]

The death of Aeris.

having cold feet and a hot head
finding out that santa isn't real

these hit home

 

[Like Like]

When you pee, but accidentally stop peeing and you burn your...area.

 

[Will Graham]

I think you have an STD

 

[Ethics]

This thread started off well.

 

[The Master]

Listening to people who don't know what they are talking about

 

[Marquis of Granby]

eating a really sour grape

 

[The Master]

eating a really sour grape

LISTENING to sour grapes

 

[Will Graham]

poor attempts at humour

 

[The Master]

Evil assholes

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

when barack obama accepts eating da poo poo

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when he also accepts eating the poo poo of our children

 

[The Welsh Paddy]

Having a piss and then suddenly realising you need to shit... very badly.

 

[Ewan]

When you have to shoot a Liberal in the face with your mini gun because he's gonna take ma jerb.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when you have to defend your god given right to bear arms after about 50 massacres. in one year.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when you cant get no satisfaction

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when you dont need no education

 

[Will Graham]

When you do in fact need an education as you've just used a double negative

 

[Ewan]

When you accidentally kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter.

 

[The Master]

When your parakeet won't eat your diarrhea.