Smoking a spliff after accidentally drinking petrol is not wise, especially when head is near a bon fire.
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hahahah WHY would you have a gob full of petrol near a bonfire? 
As far as I can recall it was because I mistook a used Kronengburg can that was filled full of petrol for my beverage. At first I thought I had picked up a can of flat beer, then it got nasty, then I remembered we only bought the beer a mere half hour before hand and so wouldn't be that warm and flat, then it then dawned on me as I could smell nothing but petrol....
However I still decided to finish spliff and get the fire going more. Being more flammable than usual doesn't phase me.
However I still decided to finish spliff and get the fire going more. Being more flammable than usual doesn't phase me.
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hah your such a pillock
Oddly enough I think I was wearing my lady friends really flammable dress as well at the time....I've also now decided to become Pagan. Mearly on the whim that apparently Pagan marriages only last for a year before they need to be renewed.
Shame my I lost my phone at the weekend, would of had some pure gold for ya
Shame my I lost my phone at the weekend, would of had some pure gold for ya
So you can quite literally spit fire? Cool.
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hahahah xD
Im going playing out soon, i decided to get off my lazy arse...im not supposed to be drinking...not sure how long that will last
Im going playing out soon, i decided to get off my lazy arse...im not supposed to be drinking...not sure how long that will last
I'm going out to play again too. More of a chilled night tonight though becuase im going to Bath to get absolutely sloshed tomorrow with some old mates (and maybe watch the gig to seeing as thats the occasion), then a 21st bday celebration running from Sunday to late Monday then off to Devon for a few days with some old College buddies to make use of the University 'facility's' before all the real students come back proper 
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Binger? nahhh never
), then a 21st bday celebration running from Sunday to late Monday then off to Devon for a few days with some old College buddies to make use of the University 'facility's' before all the real students come back proper .
Binger? nahhh never