MASTURBATION

[Catnip]

there was a thread, can't remember what it was about, but I remember there being a few people arguing with some narcissist who thought that masturbation was a beautiful thing and it let you explore yourself etc. etc. and everyone else tried to tell that person that masturbation was just a way to lower your hormone level or whatever

wtf thread was that

(lol I was gonna put this: ( . Y . ) in the title after MASTURBATION but I didn't and I lol'd as I erased it and now I'm just postin about it)

 

[Warbsywoo]

 

[Catnip]

YOUR MOM

 

[Warbsywoo]

Fine. See if I ever tell you the name of that thread again.

 

[West]

So... they were debating about WHY people masturbate?

 

[Catnip]

I think so... I read this like last year or something
I didn't get to finish reading it and it bothers the fuck out of me
like HOW DOES IT END, you know?

 

[Warbsywoo]

hmmm, you could always do a really specific search for it using the search toolbar up on top.

 

[Warbsywoo]

this one? http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/no-post-count-archive/wanking-18252.html

 

[AddleBoy]

Have you ever sat on your hand until it got numb and given yourself a "stranger"?

 

[West]

I think so... I read this like last year or something
I didn't get to finish reading it and it bothers the fuck out of me
like HOW DOES IT END, you know?

Everyone probably just stopped discussing it and decided that a better use of their time would be to just do it.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I masturbated once.

 

[Oliver Queen]

Was it fun?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

No.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I masturbated once.

same. and a kitten died. after finding that out i swore i'd wank at least once every day.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

When was this?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

the first time? back in '69 i think. i know it was a few months after they invented masturbation

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Oh you were one of the first? I only took to it after the riots of '72.

 

[Catnip]

I dunno how to mb8

it wasn't spam or anything
like
it was a srs thread with some pretty smart posts and stuff

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Oh you were one of the first? I only took to it after the riots of '72.

yep, one of the first.

them riots were brutal so they were. that was round about the time they invented anal sex i think

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It was indeed. And then they invented women a year later, and vaginal sex.