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JesusVsThePolice

JesusVsThePolice

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Alright, you idiots. I have yet to give out Pos rep to anyone on this site. I think it's time I do.

Post pictures that you think will make me lol. Pos rep to the people that make me laugh and maybe neg rep if it's really stupid. Play at your own risk.


Go.


 
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:hmph:
 
Laughter is the music of the soul, and farting is the music of the arse.
 
:hmph: I'm sure you're being sarcastic. I don't know what it is, but something tells me it is true.
 
what could be funnier than a starving african child saying he'll sing and dance (maybe even eat de poo poo) for bananas?

an irish guy holding a brick? :hmmm:
 
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Crossbow Cannibal Killer

In Dewsbury, West Yorkshire I was born and raised
Researching Jack the Ripper is how I spent most of my days
mutilating furry critters with my swiss army knife
And using my crossbow to end their life
When a couple of hookers they were up to no good
Started selling pussy in my neighbourhood
I got one S.T.D and my mom got scared
And said 'you're moving to Bradford, get out of my hair'

I whistled to a hooker and when she came near
she was snorting a line off her powdering mirror
I aimed my crossbow with great care
And shot the dirty bitch with style and flair

I pulled up to another she looked 78
Trigger happy me I've sealed her fate
Get to my door and what do you know,
I get to end the life of another whore.
 
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