King's Castle

Aztec Triogal

Aztec Triogal

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I thought this would be a funny club but it's more stupid than anything so we'll se how it goes. I'm king. Who are you, in my castle? If you can even get in that is.

SUBMIT YOUR RESUME!

Those already accepted are (in no particular order):
  • BustaMo
  • Melacholy Rockit
  • Fields
  • Mitsuki
Those accepted, request your positions. Those not yet accepted, request acceptance. :D "So let it be written; so let it be done"
 
Wait...I'm already accepted? When was this? o_O I never even applied! Lol. Oh well. I'll be the Princess. ^_^
 
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A Knight who has turned into the Head Grand Duke. Usually there are 7 Grand Dukes, but I request to be the head of the other 6.

Having been training to be a knight since age 7 up until my initiation as one at age 19, I hereby request my application to become Grand Duke of all dukes.

That sound about right?
 
I have no desire to be in your castle, but I will stand by the door and repel invaders.

Is this acceptable?
 
I think I'll just hang out in the closest Alehouse tbh. Maybe go chill with Dalton at the door for a while or something. You know. *buffs nails*
 
Second in command, since I am your homey G dawg. Or at least general of your army.
 
Chicken Soup needs more allies.

We can provide nourishment!
 
I will be the enemy spy within your castle, whose SOle purpose is to find out your ranks and various weaknesses. I will report to the enemy every week with my findings, which are numerous since your castle has vast amounts of weak spots and is run by little girls.
The enemy army numbers are close to 10000. Resistance is futile

My Resume:

son of a master thief, I grew up on the streets only surviving by learning how to steal and hide in the darkness.

At the age of 10, I was forced to kill my best friend to get ahead in the world. I have no regrets.



Our arrows will blot out the sun.
 
Dr. Seifer said:
I will be the enemy spy within your castle, whose SOle purpose is to find out your ranks and various weaknesses. I will report to the enemy every week with my findings, which are numerous since your castle has vast amounts of weak spots and is run by little girls.
The enemy army numbers are close to 10000. Resistance is futile
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*Casually tosses out the riff raff*

Yawn.
 
Dalton uses bleach aftershave. He also shaves with a circular saw.

And as for the bar wenches... go nuts, but don't come crying to the bouncer when you get diseases of the unmentionable variety. I'd keep an eye on Dark Tifa especially :dry:
 
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