I've come to the conclusion

[Bambi]

That I'm getting old

I'm still aching from the weekend and I've pulled a muscle and it hurts like FUCK

 

[Six]

*hands a cane, then sprints away*

I'M ALREADY OFF YOUR LAWN, WOMAN!

 

[Bambi]

*shakes cane*

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

I always do that...at least it took you 21 years to get there

 

[Bambi]

-pats Ryan-

right on...in? on in on in!!? the left arse cheek as well

Also, for those who were in the SB yester eve, wben I ran out of roll of bog, and there was a weird man that was staring at me like the weirdo he is (with his snazzy scarf)

HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE

 

[Big Casino]

you paint well for an old chick

 

[Bambi]

I'l make my millions when Im dead like a proper artist as well

 

[Ohri-Jin]

lol he stalked you again or whut>? haha damn creepy, you should inform the police if its bothering you.

anyways what type of muscle(s) did you pull?

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Also, for those who were in the SB yester eve, wben I ran out of roll of bog, and there was a weird man that was staring at me like the weirdo he is (with his snazzy scarf)

I didn't even somewhat understand that sentence.

 

[Bambi]

Well, he wanst being a weirdo yesterday, I just happened to walk out of my house as he was walkin past

 

[Rasputin]

ever sit down and think how futile all of life is

how you're just gonna get old and die and there ain't nothin you can do about it

 

[Bambi]

Nahhhhh

I'l be an asbo granny me, rammin folk on my mobile scooter

it'l be ace

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Like that one on the old Irn-Bru advert?

 

[Bambi]

Ive not seen that

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

She drives into a supermarket in one of them granny mobiles where they're stacking loads of cans of Irn-Bru and crashes into it all so they fall into her shopping basket and then drives off and ends up getting stopped by the police with stingers.

 

[Bambi]

Hahahaha that'd be ace, I don't think I'l give the slightest shite when I'm old and I'l just do whatever

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Just please don't turn out like this...

 

[Bambi]

fuck me, Ive just seen my future

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

So, you're going to lose all your teeth and scream at people for no reason?

 

[Bambi]

The pulled muscle of the arse has been acting up again