ITT I cast you for JRPG roles in a game that will likely not be released earth side
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You will be a traveling thief that couldn't steal a moment if you had a net and a clock. You will end up bumping into the heroes periodically and stealing some item that they need, resulting in them chasing you into some boss battle that will force them to modify their fighting tactics.
Your theme will be energetic bounce
Oh!!! Role me please XD
You will be the giant machine that the evil empire activates in an attempt to destroy the world. You will likely be a giant boss filled with several smaller bosses and hundreds of minions. All of the empires advanced technology however was not enough to solve your one weakness, the ladders on your legs that reach the ground.
Your theme will be "IM ALSO A DUNGEON!"
That doesn't actually sound too bad.
I am a kleptomaniac after all- I think I mentioned it on this forum somewhere before
Well that's great. I got nothing else going on for me except wanting to be a groupie
Now now, don't be too hard on yourself. You'll probably eventually manage to get me in one of the numerous pieces of shitty fanfic that will inevitably be written by hordes of sexually repressed teenage girls across the globe.
Yeah, but I'm of the variety that would pair you up with either your best friend, or rival, or the enemy that, despite absolutely hates you, still finds it in him to want to screw you
I usually kill-off characters like me in fanfiction Dx
That or make 'em lesbians
Any damsels in distress want me to be their hero instead?
HighwindPilot
White Mage
This is an apeshit kind of excellent. If it's not too late, may I have a role?
You will be the airship pilot. You probably have two peg legs, two hooks, and two eye patches but you still manage to get the party to their destination, fucking up the level curve and monetary influx they set while walking around on foot.
Your theme will be a goofy attempt to be cool
HighwindPilot
White Mage
That's pretty awesome. My theme song is pretty sick, I have to say.
I want a role too
Am I too late?
You shall be the mysterious hero. You never join the party and you have maybe ten seconds of action in the actual battle screen, but it is obvious that you SHOULD have been the main character. Despite your ability to cleave through the final villains impregnable shield with a single strike, you always run off in a "VICTORY IS MINE!" fashion before the fight is even close to finish.
Your theme will start off slow just long enough for a "Never give up! NEVAH SURRENDAH!" speech.